God, I love shoes.

I can't believe that pointy pumps are back in style. My toes are still deformed from the last time they were in. I had them in every color and wore them with everything until I was walking on the little nails inside the heel, threw them away, and bought some more. That's all you needed in the 80s, a pair of pumps, a bad perm, and a lot of hair gel.

Where did the name Pump come from anyway? That doesn't sound like a shoe. It sounds like something a farmer would have, or maybe a sex act. It sounds better than what it really is, that's for sure, sort of like fish tacos and Billy Crudup. Wait, I got that backwards, Billy Crudup and fish tacos are way better than they sound.

I think Tredair makes the most awesome shoes. I have multiple pairs of big ol' clunky Maryjanes. I wear them with everything and hopefully, if I wear them long enough, they will train my feet back into their natural shape.

May 19, 2005

I just got my shipment of makeup I ordered from ELF. I swear to god, the eyeshadow says "Avoid contact with eye area" on the package.

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